Hi, I’m Katie Blechinger. But you can just call me Katie B.
I am // a writer • a dog mom • a self-proclaimed vegetarian chef • famous for my corny jokes • an annoying Chiefs fan • constantly spitting puns • surprisingly skilled at shotgunning White Claws • a professional people watcher • glad that the Canadian tuxedo is making a comeback • a firm believer that the best days are those where your cheeks hurt from smiling so hard • flattered that you think I'm weird • the burpee queen • definitely going to pull over for boiled peanuts • aware that I must be at least 15 to sit in the emergency exit row, ma'am • not ashamed to rock my Crocs • obsessed with black holes • still jamming to the Bangerz album • unapologetically myself • guaranteed to make you laugh (or your money back!)
I am not // a half-asser • a great dancer • going to show up "fashionably" late • decisive when it comes to picking a movie • certain where my phone is • a fan of the Oxford comma • very good with names • sure how to do my taxes • afraid to speak up for the things I feel passionately about • "keeping up" with the Kardashians• usually awake past 10:00 p.m. • interested in your pyramid scheme
Ah, the Apple Watch. Because nothing says "Can we wrap this up? I am a very busy woman." like that mid-conversation flick of the wrist.
What will I bring to the table? A dash of quirk, the perfect amount of optimism and a sense of humor that won't quit. The world may not be all sunshine and rainbows, but the least we can do is try to leave things better than we found them. When in doubt, kill 'em with kindness!